When Bitcoin could grow no more, People turned to the Bitcoin Core, They said "You need SegWit, Even though it is shit, But at least my cronies will earn more!" Transactions just kept piling on, And scaling progress was 'bout none, Those who did make a stand Got instantly banned As fees were increased by a tonne. And then Bitcoin split into two, At first, people blamed Mr. Wu, Then they gave it a try And they said, "My oh my" "This is so fast and cool, so thank you" Bitcoin trolls threw up a fight They said "bcash sounds about right". They sold all of their stash Of that stupid btrash But the price rise did give them a fright. (last verse behind the buy button ;))


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