The year is 2075.
Since Americans and people across the world continue to complain and not act their age, a collective agreement has been reached that adulthood comes not at age 18, but 25.
That means that everyone having with everyone under 25 is now a pedophile, legally.
There were a number of revolts, and jailings, and a lovely speech about how "it's not age that matters, but consent"; ultimately, however, people recognized their overall growing immaturity. Hands off people under 25. Don't be a disgusting pedo.


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